Simon Pounds, Creative Writer

A Creative Snapshot

Consider the number of pointless web sites on the Net.
It’s a wonder any get read at all.
I’d like to think this isn’t one of them.
Not if you’re serious about finding a creative writer.
I’ve deliberately designed this page as one continuous piece.
I think it makes it easier to follow.
And hopefully prevents you hastily hopping into a competitive site.

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Barack Obama and Lewis Hamilton created history in 2008.
So did the banking industry, thanks to the ineptitude of the
outgoing American president.
Combined with stark reminders of WW1, we had ourselves a very dreary year on which to ponder.

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Most restaurants maintain they cater for vegetarians.
But  a couple of dishes out of dozens is nothing more
than a delusional afterthought. 
And anyway, who really knows what goes on behind kitchen doors?
If you intend opening one that’s exclusive, shout about it from
the highest mountain.

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Altering a structure after it’s finally constructed is never straightforward.
If there’s any likelihood, it pays not to cut corners at the planning stage.
Pipes for under-floor heating are no exception.
Research the market thoroughly and don’t be sucked-in by a fast-talking
builder claiming to have all the answers.

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Canada.
The land of maple syrup, lumberjacks and, of course, geese.
Notoriously graceful, iconic and airborne.
And versatile enough to front an entire corporate identity.
Especially if the brand you happen to be working with is
a national airline.

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Poor exterior lighting can be frustrating.
Whether during a game of tennis after dusk, a run around a track
before dawn or retrieving a parked car at night.
Low level lighting greatly reduces glare and unwanted light spillage.
And angles the light downwards.
Where it’s needed most.

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Picture framers usually fall into two categories:
middle-of-the-road or totally inept.
Not surprisingly the latter very rarely survive.
There is however one other group:
personable, creative and thoroughly professional.
These are the guys who stamp their mark on any picture
and remain busy until it’s time to retire.

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Occasionally a tin of tennis balls will contain a dud.
The offending ball is low in pressure and won’t bounce correctly.
But avid tennis players won’t know that until they’ve pulled
the top off the tin and repeatedly whacked the ball with a racquet.
Now try convincing the seller to replace it.

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The use of political figures in advertising.
Unimaginative to some, very relevant to others.
When Mao died in 1976, China went through a major upheaval.
New ideologies, emerging political factions, economic reforms
and a slightly more transparent style of leadership.
In other words, a total change of regime.


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A bathroom is a bathroom is a bathroom.
And all bathroom showrooms look much the same.
So if you’re going to make one look authentic, introduce
a person doing what comes naturally.
Washing the body!

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Any organ failure is tragic.
It’s harrowing for the patient.
And extremely upsetting for the family.
Without a donor and a suitable transplant, chances of survival
are greatly diminished.
So please, think hard when you next hug your child.
 
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